Gravity Drop
A Smarter Way to Break Things™
A Smarter Way to Break Things™
Because planning for failure is smarter than pretending it won't happen. Get a fresh, calibrated hydrometer every month—just in time to drop it.
Each hydrometer is precision-calibrated so you can focus on brewing, not troubleshooting.
Shipped in sleek, 100% post-consumer recycled materials. Break hydrometers, not the planet.
Break it. Drop it. Lose it. We don’t care. Another one’s already on the way.
Need a break? (From breaking things?) Just hit pause. We get it.
"Just dropped my third hydrometer this month and honestly? I’ve never felt more free. #getcracked"
– @mashandcrash
"Every Saturday, I brew. Every Saturday, I drop. Thanks Gravity Drop for understanding me. #getcracked"
– @hopheadted
"Unboxing my new hydrometer. Immediate drop. 10/10 service. It’s a lifestyle now. #getcracked"
– @carboyqueen
"Subscribed to GravityDrop+ and haven’t looked back. Or down. Ever. #getcracked"
– @fermentfail
$8/month — Includes one calibrated hydrometer, compostable guilt pouch, and the emotional support of knowing you’re not alone.
$20/month — For the truly clumsy. Four hydrometers per month, one for each week. No judgment, just glass.